The Mall of America

If I was back in elementary school I would live at this place (literally I would find a way to sleep here).  This is every kids ultimate fantasy and I cant lie I think I would spend the entire day walking around and acting like im 12 years old again.  The only setback is that it is located in Bloomington, Minn.  (Wait, where?) Offering the Nickelodeon Universe one-of-a-kind theme park which features seven acres of "unique attractions" in the center of the mall.  It also has an 18 hole miniature golf course, a 2,500 sq ft. mirror maze, its own aquarium, and a A.C.E.S flight simulator.  This place may be comparable to heaven (thats why I just added it to my bucket list...for next year)

What the hellwas I thinking when I decided to go to Hooters for my 12th birthday.  If we had the technology of today back then I would have definitely made this happen.  Ladies and Gentelmen...

The Mall of America

Freshness

I have yet to touch on anything fashion, so i figured ill share some personal insight in what constitues "fresh" (or whatever adjective you would like to use)

Denim/Jeans

^ Authentic Italian Denim from Meltin' Pot

^ Diesel

^ Buffalo David Bitton

If you want to dress down I would recommend True Religion Jeans for the stylish but urban look.  I dont think True Religions are appropriate anymore for a nice dinner/night out in NYC.  I think that since Marshalls started carrying True Religion the brand kind of fell off.  I have a few pairs and only really like two of them.  I like Express Jeans! They stepped their denim game up serious over the past year and they are also a little more affordable than those mentioned above.  Regardless, dress however you feel comfortable, i'm just suggesting some looks that will turn some heads.

Endorphins For Your Ears

Not a James Blunt fan but Axwell is amazing and rightfully so made this shitty song (yes, i listened to it, and yes it sucks) into an absolute Banger!!

Holy Tits!!

James Blunt - Dangerous (Deniz Koyu & Johan Wedel Remix) (Axwell Edit)

Good Times

If you were unaware that I promote in NYC on weekends then take note.  I preferably do Tenjune on Fridays and the Bryant Hotel (Celler Bar) on Saturdays.  However, I can also switch it up and hit Griffin, Kiss and Fly, Gansevoort Hotel, SL (Simyone Lounge), and Hudson Terrace.  If you are a female it is easier to accomodate your needs (obviously) where you cut the line, no cover (before certain times at certain places), and can drink free at my promoter table all night.  Guys, on the other hand, you can cut the line too (your welcome cuz you probably wouldnt get in without buying a table otherwise) but you would have to pay cover ($20) and you are welcome to drink at the promoter table as well it just might be more difficult being that you are a guy and guys dont like giving other guys free shit.

Heres a flyer for Griffin Tonight.

Celler Bar @ The Bryant Hotel

Banter, Jargon, Slander, Fuck it im bored

Im bored as shit right now and feel obliged to get some shit off my chest.  First, although i thoroughly enjoyed the VS fashion show, I did not enjoy the never ending bullshit that people posted via Facebook and Twitter about how they're dissatisfied with their bodies or how the VS angels are anorexic (blah, blah, blah...) The only somewhat believable accusation I read was that they blow massive amounts of cocaine.  Truth be told, in that line of work im sure blowing lines is like drinking a glass of wine at dinner (Welcome to Rumson).  So kudos to the VS secret Angels and other models that were privileged enough to walk down that runway because no matter what it is that you do to obtain your ridiculous physique, it works.  With that said, all of you will never have to pay for anything for the rest of your lives and will get married to some guy that has FUCK YOU $$ for the sole reason that you walked in the VS fashion show.  Welcome to the Good Life.

Holy Skrillex

Just came across this brand new Skrillex Levels remix and if i were to see this live lets just say this play would be covered in sticky white stuff.  When the HQ version drops you best believe im finding the speakers with the most bass and raging my tits off to this all night. Mind you, this is coming from someone who is not an avid dubstep fan. 
God Bless Skrillex!

Look at this DeGen Hipster....

Skrillex - Levels Remix

The Beginning

So the weather is still around 50-70 degrees but it's getting to be that time to break out the winter attire (i.e. winter jackets, scarves, beanies). JackThreads.com 

Also, there are many shows flooded throughout December. Lets see: Tiesto, Hardwell, Avicii, Laidback Luke, Alesso, Fedde Le Grand, and the list goes on. Makes for a pretty eventful December to say the least, one where you may enjoy the cold 

weather to cool off from the craziness. 

Avicii ft. Nicky Romero - Fuck School

Alesso -Calling

Fedde Le Grand - So Much Love

Hardwell - Louder

As for tonight, im sure everyone is aware that at 10pm on CBS the Victoria Secret fashion show will be airing. Yes thats right

Alessandra Ambrosio

and the rest of the Angels, along with RFH alum/Ford Model Jacquelyn Jablonski. So to all girlfriends out there, this will be sure to occupy your boyfriends attention more than Call of Duty MW3 (Just accept it, its one day a year).

VS Countdown